Revolving Door

"Chuck Norris is so bad ass

he can slam a revolving door"

I challenge you to go spend some time at the mall or maybe the workplace, anywhere that has a revolving door.  See if you can slam that sucker at all.  If you aren't certain whether or not you are doing it correctly or not, ask yourself these questions:

        1. Am I Chuck Norris?  If the answer is no, you aren't doing it right.

        2. Is the glass still  intact?  If the answer is yes, you aren't doing it right.

        3. Are others running in fear?  If the answer is no, you aren't doing it right.

I don't want to have a youtube video every post, but this video clearly shows the right way to slam a revolving door.  Because Chuck is so fast, you can't even see him approach the door and go through the actions of slamming the door, but you will know when he does it (and so did the guy who was in it at the time).

The Boogeyman

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

Of course little children (and even adults) are always scared that there may be a monster under the bed, or in this case, in the closet.  We have someone come and check these places for us, to assure us that we are alone and safe.  But who checks the Boogeyman's closet when he is scared?  What could be scarier than not being certain whether or not Chuck Norris is in your closet or not?

This video is of Chuck Norris in the hit game Fallout 3 taking down many boogeymen.  It shows just why exactly the boogeyman is scared of Chuck Norris.  WARNING: This is a very violent and graphic game.  REALLY violent, REALLY graphic.

But why......WHY...?

Simple as this, I wanted to have fun with a blog.  I wanted something to make others laugh, but more importantly to make me laugh.  Many of us have heard the classic Chuck Norris jokes, maybe some of us have not.  Each week I will pick one, showcase it, and then do a little something extra with it.  Maybe show some actual facts about it, find a video that relates, who really knows.  Keep in mind, many of the jokes out there can be pretty crude, as with many jokes these days.  I will try to keep it out of the gutter and fairly decent, but as always, enter at your own will.  Enjoy!