Are You Tough Enough?

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody."

There isn't really much to say about this one.  The picture says it all.  This is the toilet paper of choice for the man who is made of nothing but steel.  What else could even work.  Of course it didn't do well on the market for the rest of us lowly regular people. 

Chuck Norris vs. Google

This time I am not going to provide the Chuck Norris fact to you outright.  I am going to make you learn this one on your own.  Do not be discouraged, it will be easy to learn and I assure you that you will NOT be roundhouse kicked by Sir Chuck. 

Here is the buildup.  Google is a powerhouse monster that seems to have an answer for every inquiry thrown at it.  It reigns undefeated.  But if it was to square off against Chuck Norris, would it continue to hold it's champion's belt?  There is only one way to find out.

So here is what I want you to do, ready?

1. Open up in a new window the homepage for Google.
2.  Type in the search window:
            Where is Chuck Norris?
3.  Don't hit enter, but click on the search option that says, "I'm feeling lucky"

And.....(insert drumroll here)....the winner is...(intensify the drumroll, and add a little cowbell, why not)...

Chuck Norris!!!

The Emotions of Norris

"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he has never cried."

One of life's greatest ironies is that the greatest actor in history (Chuck Norris of course!) has the smallest range of emotions of anyone known to date. It takes a trained eye to be able to separate the small differences in Chuck Norris' face when his emotions change.

If you don't believe what you see in this highly scientific chart, then go to blockbuster and rent any one of his many blockbusters, and see if he ever makes a face that is different than the one seen above (you may also watch any epidsode of Walker Texas Ranger).