"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried."
One of life's greatest ironies is that the greatest actor in history (Chuck Norris of course!) has the smallest range of emotions of anyone known to date. It takes a trained eye to be able to separate the small differences in Chuck Norris' face when his emotions change.
If you don't believe what you see in this highly scientific chart, then go to blockbuster and rent any one of his many blockbusters, and see if he ever makes a face that is different than the one seen above (you may also watch any epidsode of Walker Texas Ranger).
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ReplyDeleteWhat an entertaining blog. I like the idea and the style of writing you're doing it in. I love the famous Chuck Norris quotes. I'll be sure to check back to look for some that I haven't yet heard.
Indeed--Chuck Norris is a man of steel. His immutable dominance of low budget afternoon television programming and ultra powerful roundhouse kick are a sight to behold. I thank you sir, for this tribute to the man and the legend.
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